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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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