Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

thumb_up thumb_down +3

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

thumb_up thumb_down +3

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's better than a stick? A stone

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

thumb_up thumb_down +3

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops