Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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men's rights activists

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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