- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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