- Anti Joke

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.