Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

angelo snyder is not ga

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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