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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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