- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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