Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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