- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

this website is a bad joke

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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