- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

The child was fired from his job.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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