- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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