Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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