What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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No

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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