- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

irish man drinking john smiths

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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