Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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