Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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rent a cops

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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