- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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