- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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