- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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