What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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