- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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