Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Women's Rights

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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