why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Anti Joke

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