- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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