Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Your Mom The End.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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