- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Whats funnier than 24, 69

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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