Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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dallen loves penis

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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Anti Joke

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