360 NO SCOPE

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Justin Bieber.

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This is not funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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