- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

there once was a black man who played basketball

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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