- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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