- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

woman's rights

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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