- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Knock knock knock OCD

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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