- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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