- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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