- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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