- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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