- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

how man

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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