- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Massie is a fatass

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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