Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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guess what? bannanas

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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