- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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