Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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9/11

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

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