- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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