kieran is a homosexual

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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A man walks into a bar. The initial impact knocks him violently to the ground, where he lies gasping in agony. Flustered and in a state of psychological shock, he shakily reaches up and touches his head in an attempt to asses the damage he has sustained and establish the seriousness of the situation. He lets out a resigned whimper when he realises his hands are stained a deep red. More blood gushes in torrents from his left temple, and the man chokes on his vomit as he writhes on the ground uncontrollably, incessant waves of pain washing over him. The protruding metal bar left so carelessly in his path has done a lot more damage than the man is aware of. His skull has been shattered in several places and he has suffered additional fractures to his cheek bone and jaw. Also, the sheer force at which the man has collided with the bar means that he is severely concussed and the onset of brain haemorrhage is becoming very likely. Brain haemorrhage is a very common cause of strokes and, if left untreated, the bleed will almost certainly kill the man in later life. However, the chances of the man reaching this stage in his life are now almost non-existent. He is losing copious volumes of blood from the wounds sustained to his face, and is becoming weaker by the second. He needs a blood transfusion immediately if he is to live. But nobody is there to go to his aid. The harsh reality is, he is doomed...

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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