Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Jebron Lames.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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