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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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