Matt is a Duster!

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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Weaner

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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