What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

9/11

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Cliterus

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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