- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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