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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

There's my tractor.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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