- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

i hate non minorities!

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Poop

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Whats worse than suicide? death

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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