- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

black chicken. kfc

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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