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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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