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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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