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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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