- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Knock knock knock OCD

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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