- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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