Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Anti Joke

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