Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Drew Knowles is gay

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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