What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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