Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

SEX

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

A guy walks into a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...