- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

A man did not like this site

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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