- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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