- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

whats 1 + 1? 2

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

hahahahaha thats not funny

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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