Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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