- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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