There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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