2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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