- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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