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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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