Chick Norris... Enough said

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

swag

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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