I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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What is life? Paul.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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12 in general

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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