What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What's 9+10 Ebola

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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