- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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