WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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