- Anti Joke

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years