- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Guess who is violent. Osama

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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