What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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