- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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