Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What is white and long? A New York winter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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