A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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