- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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