Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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