Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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