Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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