- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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