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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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