Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Anti Joke

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