- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

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