what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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