The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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