What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Dead girls can't say no.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Anti Joke

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