- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

Women's Soccer.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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