ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Guest what in the butt

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

what is the world worst joke? this one

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

This is an anti-joke.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

A russian gives away vodka.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

A black man walks out of a police station

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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