Poker? I barely even know her.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Tucker Rivera

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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