A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Please ignore this statement.

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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