- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Beka has AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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