Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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