- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

XD Jackass.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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