- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

quantum physics?

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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