what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Tucker Rivera

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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