- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Diarrhea

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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