- Anti Joke

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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