- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Face...the other white meat!

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

richard is fag

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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