Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

What is the name of the car? What

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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