What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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