Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

angelo snyder is not ga

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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