- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

So a bar walks into a man...

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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