- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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