Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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so...um, yeah

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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