- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Jimmy Saville

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Barack Obama is a good president.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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