Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Communism hehe xd

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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You are joking right?

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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