- Anti Joke

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What do you call a black man? Rob

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile