- Anti Joke

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Good job, son.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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