- Anti Joke

A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Whats worse than a joke? This

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4