the midget went to the midget store

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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