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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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