- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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