Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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