- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

A penis walks into a bar..

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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