- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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