Haha, I get it..

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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