a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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