Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Equal rights!

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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