A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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My Nan, that is all.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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