- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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