What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

James Patrick Campbell

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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