- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

quantum physics?

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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