- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

womens rights

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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