What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

A man died.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

How does a black guy die? Unknown

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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