What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

thumb_up thumb_down +4

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

The Morman Religion.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops