Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Allah walked into AK Bar

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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