- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Obama lin Baden.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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