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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Please don't shoot me

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Hi.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

How's the weather? Good.

Yo mama is so fat she died

someone jumped off a bridge he died

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