What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Take part of what?

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

A black man walks out of a police station

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