How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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