- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

an emo girl walked into a white room

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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