- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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