How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What does two plus two equal? 4

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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