- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Obama lin Baden.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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