Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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