Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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