- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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