- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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