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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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