Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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